Straight from the Lam’s Mouth

Dumb name for a store, originally uploaded by keithlam.

Sure businesses should have a web presence but making your store's name look like a URL doesn't accomplish that. It needs to be a valid tld that you actually have a site on...

Nothing like airport security, originally uploaded by keithlam.

Definitely the worst part of any flight

Congratulations Geese, originally uploaded by keithlam.

It appears that George and his wife have hatched their eggs and are enjoying the pond with their new kids.

Wii Me, originally uploaded by keithlam.

My Wii character on Austin's new Wii.

Buffalo Horns, originally uploaded by keithlam.

Austin posing at buffalo wild wings in Windsor, CT

pinkberry, originally uploaded by keithlam.

Had to go here. My 6 year old cousin gave the place a great review.

NFL Draft 2008, originally uploaded by keithlam.

Another reason I love working for ESPN

If you are a virgin and support net neutrality, then do I have a deal for you. Tania Derveaux claims she will punch your v-card, merely for completing the previous two requirements.

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.

Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’.

I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.

Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love.

Sex is all over the net and yet it’s still a big taboo for many. Using sex to spread awareness will be yet another big step to sexual freedom. This is just another great example of what’s possible thanks to net neutrality.

Click 'get laid' below to contact me so I can arrange a private intimate meeting.

What do ESPN and PETA have in common besides 4-letter acronyms? Animal compassion. You may remember my previous post about coyotes when this all started.

For using only nonlethal methods--including deploying lifelike coyote decoys--to discourage large numbers of Canada geese who have descended on the grounds of its Bristol, Conn., headquarters, international sports media giant ESPN will receive PETA's Compassionate Business Award.

When flocks of Canada geese recently decided to call ESPN's campus home, the company didn't panic and call in one of the "wildlife control" companies that rounds up and kills the birds. Instead, ESPN has placed three decoy coyotes--coyotes are natural enemies of geese--near the ponds by the main gate. For maximum effectiveness, the decoys will be moved to new positions periodically. The company is also using low fencing and strobe lights to deter the birds. --PETA.org

16th Annual Crawfish Festival, originally uploaded by keithlam.

And I ate 6 liters of crawfish. Delicious.