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Another reason I love working for ESPN

If you are a virgin and support net neutrality, then do I have a deal for you. Tania Derveaux claims she will punch your v-card, merely for completing the previous two requirements.

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.

Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’.

I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.

Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love.

Sex is all over the net and yet it’s still a big taboo for many. Using sex to spread awareness will be yet another big step to sexual freedom. This is just another great example of what’s possible thanks to net neutrality.

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What do ESPN and PETA have in common besides 4-letter acronyms? Animal compassion. You may remember my previous post about coyotes when this all started.

For using only nonlethal methods--including deploying lifelike coyote decoys--to discourage large numbers of Canada geese who have descended on the grounds of its Bristol, Conn., headquarters, international sports media giant ESPN will receive PETA's Compassionate Business Award.

When flocks of Canada geese recently decided to call ESPN's campus home, the company didn't panic and call in one of the "wildlife control" companies that rounds up and kills the birds. Instead, ESPN has placed three decoy coyotes--coyotes are natural enemies of geese--near the ponds by the main gate. For maximum effectiveness, the decoys will be moved to new positions periodically. The company is also using low fencing and strobe lights to deter the birds. --PETA.org

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